Remember last December, when this photo came out and we all went fangirl ballistic because we were 34980272156% sure that the box contained an engagement ring and Tony was going to propose to Ziva?
"Am I pretty?"
"Do you want to be with me forever?"
"Would you be upset if I walked away?"
"Would you cry if I died?"
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I fucked your best friend."
Now you have a legit reason to do so.
Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner’s boobs! It’s healthy!
thank you science
Customers just make me shake my head so hard sometimes.
Some quotes from today:
"Which tastes better, for here or to go?"
(Getting a cheesesteak)
Me: “what type of cheese would you like?”
Guy: “which one is the melted one?”
"Do you guys have anything on tap?" (Seriously?!)
"Do you have any round ice for my drinks instead of cubes?"
These 12 hour shifts will be the death of me